7 Reasons why you should watch Jism 2!

Negative is the common word that critics used for the much awaited and anticipated movie Jism 2. The movie lacked everything but sex - it was full with it and unfortunately the formula works only with B-grade movies and have made the makers to put back their thinking caps and work on it. The movie had no essence - the movie was made in the only hope that Sunny Leone would drag in viewers just as she does on her website!

The movie Jism 2 will be better known for wasting the talents of Arunodhay Singh and Randeep Hooda, who just had to play the usual cat and mouse game moving through a lot of love making with Sunny Leone (why wouldn't Arunodhay catch Randeep directly when all is known and clearly stated??!!). The mystery is just simple - Sunny Leone had to fit in and she had to come out with all her body exposed to the vast screen!

We are trying to list the reasons why you should watch the movie even in midst of all those negatives - you may sleep through the movie but if you consider the following reasons you will still have a hope of keeping yourself concious!

1. The first and foremost reason is viewing Sunny Leone on a vast screen - this is one time opportunity that you get to do that otherwise, you will have to install in a plasma screen at your home - too expensive if you as us!

2. The movie is never gonna reach television screens ! Sorry boys, that is how the CBFC works, even Dirty Picture is awaiting a decision and it is far less erotic than Jism 2! So if you want to see the movie its one time opportunity! But as Bhatt's say, the movie has undergone many cuts - we should probably submit a mass petition to Pooja Bhatt to release the full uncut version online (lol) 

3. To know how to cover up a flaky storyline with a cream of skin show! - The movie is nothing but a flaky storyline which is covered up with lot of lust and sex. As TOI review says, the screenplay is like a butterfly hovering over the big waterpools of sex - so if you are a filmmaker and you want to master the art - get to the screens now!

4. The honey trap is not for Randeep its for the audience! Arunodhay shows how to act badly and it is just not the honey trap for the killer played by Randeep Hooda, instead it is the honey trap prepared by the Bhatt's for the vast audience so please fall in to it!

5. To see how barbie doll acts and how she makes love! The movie has a stunned Sunny Leone delivering dialogues - she is as still as a stone through it - but it doesn't take away the beauty. So if you want to see how a barbie doll works in Bollywood then Jism 2 is the perfect movie to see!

6. How a woman portrays her counter part - it is just that Pooja Bhatt never overcame the 'Sunny' side of things, she was still mesmerized by the skin show of Sunny Leone that she forgot that she had a storyline to catch - the whole movie failed on this point. The director had just started exploring Sunny Leone with the movie and if you like to know how a woman portrays Sunny Leone - you should see Jism 2.

7. If you are slow picker of things, if you want to think about more things when you watch movies, then Jism 2 is the perfect spot - its slow and much slower through the storyline. So you can relax to the most - dont fall asleep though, you might miss something! - but its utterly slow for a thriller.

In midst of the controversies the movie has gained enough to be good for the producers. The producers haven't announced the exact figures but the movie is said to have collected 60-70% of its production. We hope to have a figure when we report the next one on Jism 2.

Those who did not find their reasons to watch Jism 2 can watch some of the skin shows here(videos here)

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- Unknown Updated at: Saturday, August 04, 2012